Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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