Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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