at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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