Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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