I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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