Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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