I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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