Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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