real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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