i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i was born a porn star she said
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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