He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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