How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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