I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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