Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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