Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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