idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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