Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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