Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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