put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
