all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
worst night to have a conscience
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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