Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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