There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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