Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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