Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
