Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's official drugs can't kill me
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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