i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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