I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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