i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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