Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Drunk is not a location!
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