Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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