the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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