Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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