Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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