How'd it feel making her break her religion?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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