the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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