i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
dude. I can hear the air.
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