I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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