What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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