is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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