Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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