You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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