mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
