I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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