so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You need Xanax blowdarts
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