Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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