you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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