i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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