She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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