I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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