Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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